Two older me were in mid-conversation when the doors opened, apparently talking about a mutual acquaintance.
"She looks like she's gained weight," said the first. "But you can't ask a woman that."
"You just have to ask the right question," said the second. "'Pam, you look great! Have you lost weight?'" He switched to a falsetto. "Are you kidding, I've gained ten pounds!" They both laughed.
I laughed all the way to the car. That man knows women.