It doesn't matter if you're pretty--if you're skinny and wear a lot of makeup, guys will flirt with you.
Age-appropriate clothing has nothing to do with your weight.
Although, if you have doughy middle-aged lady legs with lots of varicose veins, short jorts is not the choice for you.
People will give a standing ovation to a pitcher when they pull him out of his first big-league game, even if he screwed up last inning.
Americans may not care about much, or agree on anything, but the national anthem stops people in their tracks.
If you leave early because the game is going slow and is sure to end up in extra innings, you will miss all the excitement. Like a game-winning grand slam in the bottom of the 10th.
But, if it was your husband's idea to leave early, at least you can lord it over him for at least a couple of days.
Even in flavors I don't care for (blue raspberry, gross!) cotton candy is never a bad idea.