Thursday, November 11, 2010

Memo to America

Dear all,

I will let you know when I'm ready to think about Christmas. Until then, please do away with your nonstop Christmas music, countdowns to Christmas, reminders of how many shopping weeks away it is, and general red-and-green vomit-athon.

Perhaps I should just hibernate for a few weeks.

Respectfully,
me


P.S. Happy Veteran's Day.
And then Happy Thanksgiving.
And then we'll talk about Christmas.

1 comment:

  1. It's true. Until it is the next holiday I don't want to her about it.

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Be nice.