Here is the back of my Triscuit box:
Can someone please explain to me what reduced fat Triscuits have to do with romance? Is a glass of wine really the right pairing for cheese and salsa on a cracker? That seems more like a job for Diet Coke or something. I mean, when I'm trying to set the mood, I don't generally reach for the cheese and crakers.
I'm tagging this one "funny." But, as the Queen of Hearts said on the old live-action Alice and Wonderland TV show on Disney (wherein the White Rabbit wore roller blades...remember?), "Not funny-ha ha. Funny as in strange, or different." Very strange.