Dear seal around my front load washing machine,
Thanks for popping in to see me! But no thanks for popping OUT. It definitely added some much unneeded excitement to my Friday night.
But hey, thanks for doing it when I was nearby. In fact, I was in the spare room, looking up the terms of my extended warranty plan (three and a half years left, it turns out). But fortunately, I am very awesome and perfectly capable of putting you in your place, without the assistance of an RC Willey-contracted serviceman.
I've got my eye on you.