A couple things I'd like to point out:
Pepperoni is not the new bacon. Bacon is still bacon, and pepperoni continues to be for pizzas and the occasional crazy salad.
A bacon cheeseburger is not a grilled cheese sandwich, no matter how much cheese you put on it. You put meat on it, it's a hamburger. Add cheese, and it's a cheeseburger. Grilled cheese is cheese on bread! Stop trying to fancify it!
Uh, in other news, I haven't eaten in over a week and I'm obsessed with food. I couldn't fall asleep last night and passed the time listing the things I want to eat. Pizza, popcorn, grilled cheese, breadsticks, cake, cookies, french fries, a salad, rice crispy treats, rolls, toast...you name it, I'm craving it.