Dear Fox "Green it. Mean it.", NBC The More You Know, etc.
I will not turn off the water when I'm brushing my teeth until the water is the temperature I want it. I'm not brushing my teeth with ice water and that's just all there is to it.
Because Sensodyne only goes so far,
Dear Martha Stewart,
I really appreciate your magazine. You have some great ideas. I particularly enjoy the ideas for decorating eggs in the April issue, and I still think I might do that wool felting technique on my throw pillows.
However, I think we have some fundamental differences in our values. Quite frankly, I don't care how delicious the butter is, I'm just not paying six dollars a pound for it. And a $13 plain chocolate bar had better have flecks of gold in it.
But hey, please keep up the good pecan pie recipes.
Because that's a good thing,
Attn: man sitting next to us at the theatre
Re: You suck
If something is so important that you need to receive several phone calls during a performance, perhaps you ought not be at the theatre. Even if you you reduce the brightness on your phone, it is still distracting to those around you, not to mention INCREDIBLY DISRESPECTFUL to the people on stage.
You are a jerk.