I subscribe to Martha Stewart Living. Some great ideas, some nonsense. (Dude, I'm never going to roast a duck. I'm just not.) In March's "Ask Martha" column, Dear Reader writes, "How can I prevent my towels from pilling in the washer and dryer?" Martha's response is basically to buy better towels. My response is to ask, "Dear Martha, how can I make it so pilling towels is my biggest question in life?"